Jack Blanchard and Misty Morgan



"If Eggs Had Legs"

If eggs had legs
And long hair to their knees
They'd run through the flowers
And shinny up trees.

Then they tiptoe to the city.
Better lock all the locks.
They'll drink up our wine
And take our dirty socks.

If Eggs Had Legs
They'd steal our football shoes
You can see 'em kickin' chickens
On the six o'clock news

Well they don't give a (quack!).
They got nothin' to lose.
They're on the way to Tennessee,
That's why I got the blues.

If Eggs Had Legs
And long hair to their knees,
You could hear 'em bite their toenails
Up in the trees.
Drinkin' our wine,
Gettin' stoned as an ox,
Staggerin' around
In our dirty socks.

Little hairy legs
In socks and football shoes
You can see 'em kickin' chickens
On the six o'clock news

Well they don't give a (quack!)
They got nothin' to lose
They're on the way to Tennessee
That's why I got the blues

Words and music by Jack Blanchard
copyright © 2003 Jack Blanchard Songs (BMI)
Recorded by Jack Blanchard and Misty Morgan
All Rights Reserved